He's really not shoving this alto sax up his nose; he's just excited to learn how to play it. We went through a long list of potential instruments, some of which I negated based on their Migraine Trigger Factor. Violin or strings in general -- no. Tuba -- nope. Drums -- yeah, no, no, a thousand times no.
At some point, he mentioned a sax and I thought, huh, yeah that could work. Many thanks to Grandma Sandi for sponsoring the instrument. So here's to jazzing it up a little.